Sunday, February 22, 2009

First of many future rants.

As I said in the previous post, I SUCK at math. I can work it out easily if I know what I am doing, but formulas are horrible. I am supposed to be doing online math homework right now and in about ten minutes an aquaintance of mine is going to help me prepare for my test on Tuesday. On the last test I made a 40-something. Needless to say, I am failing the class. I cannot fail a single class while I am here if I want to graduate on time, without going to summer classes. On top of this, I have to keep HOPE or I will have to drop out and go to a local college. 

This is why some creative people hate math, science, and history: we are too easily distracted.  I actually like my history class, but that is because the professor is nice and tells history like it should be: one big story. 

My math professor is another reason I hate math. She can't teach worth a flip and I find it very disturbing that they let her. If I could do anything to any of my professors, I would take away her teaching degree. I would also do something with my Creative Process professor that would hinder her from influencing younger minds. 

I am very sorry for this rant. I just really hate math!  

As an update: I failed the last test with a 52. I even went to tuturing. I have to pass!!!


Thursday, February 19, 2009

Me.

I hate introductions, for starters. I never know how much, or how little to write. My introduction for my Creative Writing class was four pages while everyone else's was a single page. If I get carried away, ignore what you will. Let's start with my medical history, which might sound boring. Trust me, far from it. 

I have so many medical maladies, I am surprised I haven't been picked up for testing purposes. My doctors think I am a medical mystery most of the time. I'll make you a list in order of diagnosis.

1. Acid Reflux Disease since the age of 6 or 7.
2. This weird thing I can't name that happens to my tongue (sounds worse than it is) since I was eight.
3. Crohn's Disease since I was 15. I had surgery for it then also. They removed eighteen inches of my intestines. I have tons of awesome scars which I will talk about shortly.
4. Secondary Osteoporosis, meaning that it is there because of my Crohn's. This has been going on since I was 15 also.
5. Moluscum Contagiosum, which is a skin virus that I have had since I was 17. 
6. Endometriosis, which is probably the most painful, since I was 17 as well. At least I think so.

On top of all this I am OCD. Put me around something dirty, and I will clean it. Put me in a salon and I will pick hair off EVERYTHING! I also have TWO, count 'em, TWO, uvulas. 

Scar time, guys. So I have a huge one on my tummy. It is big and runs through a fake belly-button and down to a larger part of the scar where my stitches popped. I have one on both wrists and one on my shoulder/collar-bone region. This one is from my port and the stiches around it ripped and so did my skin. 

Anyways, moving on. My favorite color is teal. I love it. I also love my amazing boyfriend named Ethan. [Hi there. Check me out here. --Ethan] He is amazing. We go to school together and have many amazing plans for ourselves. 

In a few words I am creative, unique, weird, random, loving, too nice, crazy, nerdy and awesome. I love to read, act, sing, write (scripts mostly), play my instruments (Bass clarinet, Clarinet, Fife, Etc.) and do most anything creative. I have many strange talents, one of which is that I can play the recorder with my nose. :] I wish to become a screenwriter in France before I die and help Ethan run a proper sandwhich shop. I want to live in Verdun. My major in school is French with a minor in Film. 

I was in the marching band (with the bass) and on the yearbook committee in high school. I am in Creative Writing classes. 

I plan to post some of my short stories and ideas on here. I hope to inspire creative minds. Ask me most anything about the creative world and I can answer with an exact answer most of the time. Ask me something about math and you will get a scowl. I don't do math or history or science. Ask me about religion and I will give you my ideas. I can't tell you if those are right or not, but I can still offer them. 

I never can do conclusions. So, here it is.